A teacher in Lafayette, Tennessee asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different…again.

Little Johnny said, ‘Because I’m not an Obama fan.’

The teacher asked, ‘Why aren’t you an Obama fan?’

Johnny said, ‘Because I’m a Republican.’

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, ‘Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.’

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,

‘If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?’

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,

‘That would make me an Obama fan

Heres a small program that takes a txt file created with cafetoolbox for google and converts it to a catalogue styled rss feed

can be used to create an rss feed for your store, or create a ‘catalogue’ of sorts.

Screenshot

just download it and try it, tab2rss

its zipped for fast transfer, just unzip and follow directions in the readme file.

We changed out the Poker Gazette and Tao Poker because of bad/non existant feeds
and replaced them with the Poker Player Newspaper and Poker TV Network.
If you havent seen Poker TV Network, check it out, lots of videos about poker. And if you need playing tips, check out the Lingerie Poker section and videos, the tips are great.

Hope everyone enjoys this new News Format

here’s another game I wrote, this version of yahtze that allows up to 6 players and gives hints. The art work is my own using ZBrush demo.
here’s a pic of it

Click to open larger view
you can down load the zipped setup file here, just dl it, unzip where you want it, and run, it installs in the same folder. if you tire of it, delete the folder.

Merry Christmas to all you online poker players, here’s a gift you cant afford not to check out.
If you play poker online, there is a helper script for you to download, I found this site and cant believe the scripts for AutoHotkey that are available. At the very least look at them, and see if maybe you didnt know you could do that at that your favorite poker site.
Overcards has your dream scripts for use with AHK

I’m playin with a program called AutoHotkey that is just awesome. it gives new meaning to Hotkeys.
It also allows you to script some software type programs, and compile them to run on other computers. I built 2 small games and offer them for your testing and pleasure.

Match Just unzip and click on installMatch.exe it will decompress all files and be ready to run. Place the folder anywhere you want it, it runs from that folder, and link to it with a shortcut.
heres a screenshot of the options page

and a screenshot of the game

My 4 year old grandson plays it all the time and seems to help in preschool, learns alphabet shapes and improves memory and concentration.

Slots Just unzip and click on installslots.exe it will decompress all files and be ready to run. Place the folder anywhere you want it, it runs from that folder, and link to it with a shortcut.
here’s a screenshot of the game

Just a simple slots game that follows the Nevada gaming commission rules for payout.

I do have the mp3 file of this, dont know who recorded it, but just ask and I’ll pass it along

Military Christmas Poem

‘Twas The Night Before Christmas,
He Lived All Alone,
In A One Bedroom House
Made Of Plaster And Stone.

I Had Come Down The Chimney
With Presents To Give,
And To See Just Who
In This Home Did Live.

I Looked All About,
A Strange Sight I Did See,
No Tinsel, No Presents,
Not Even A Tree.

No Stocking By Mantle,
Just Boots Filled With Sand,
On The Wall Hung Pictures
Of Far Distant Lands.

With Medals And Badges,
Awards Of All Kinds,
A Sober Thought
Came Through My Mind.

For This House Was Different,
It Was Dark And Dreary,
I Found The Home Of A Soldier,
Once I Could See Clearly.

The Soldier Lay Sleeping,
Silent, Alone,
Curled Up On The Floor
In This One Bedroom Home.

The Face Was So Gentle,
The Room In Such Disorder,
Not How I Pictured
A United States Soldier.

Was This The Hero
Of Whom I’d Just Read?
Curled Up On A Poncho,
The Floor For A Bed?

I Realized The Families
That I Saw This Night,
Owed Their Lives To These Soldiers
Who Were Willing To Fight.

Soon Round The World,
The Children Would Play,
And Grownups Would Celebrate
A Bright Christmas Day.

They All Enjoyed Freedom
Each Month Of The Year,
Because Of The Soldiers,
Like The One Lying Here.

I Couldn’t Help Wonder
How Many Lay Alone,
On A Cold Christmas Eve
In A Land Far From Home.

The Very Thought
Brought A Tear To My Eye,
I Dropped To My Knees
And Started To Cry.

The Soldier Awakened
And I Heard A Rough Voice,
“Santa Don’t Cry,
This Life Is My Choice;

I Fight For Freedom,
I Don’t Ask For More,
My Life Is My God,
My Country, My Corps.”

The Soldier Rolled Over
And Drifted To Sleep,
I Couldn’t Control It,
I Continued To Weep.

I Kept Watch For Hours,
So Silent And Still
And We Both Shivered
From The Cold Night’s Chill.

I Didn’t Want To Leave
On That Cold, Dark, Night,
This Guardian Of Honor
So Willing To Fight.

Then The Soldier Rolled Over,
With A Voice Soft And Pure,
Whispered, “Carry On Santa,
It’s Christmas Day, All Is Secure.”

One Look At My Watch,
And I Knew He Was Right.
“Merry Christmas My Friend,
And To All A Good Night.”

Written by Lance Corporal James M.
PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many people as you can?
Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our U.S. service men and women
for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let’s try in this small way to pay
a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead,
who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed.

I do have the mp3 file of this, dont know who recorded it, but just ask and I’ll pass it along

We have a new product site WOW that has different types of items and many more color options. The older site is still a working store, and will be since it expands our available colors and items. We will migrate the designs from each site so available designs are available on both sites. Check WOW out for laughs and rib ticklin fun.
heres an example

$5 off using GRANDOPENING5 at checkout for purchase over $20 WOW!

Here are a few things to think about while you are sitting there ..if you know the answers to these questions…pass them to me…

Can you cry under water ?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated… instead of just murdered ?

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Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts ?” Where’s that extra penny going to ?

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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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How is it that we put A man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like…. every two hours ?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

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Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural ?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid, DIPPY song about him ?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a SMALL hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? aREN’T THEY both dogs ??

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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner..?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from…?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

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Does the
Alphabet song
and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?

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Why ON EARTH did you just try singing OR HUMMING the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it’s in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

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Do you ever wonder why you read my posts in the first place?

heres a bike flag pole made of PVC for under $20 that mounts quickly and the pdf file on building it can be printed or saved.

Download plans here

This same pole, enlarged for a 3×5 flag, is used for PGR events and mounted on bike using a screw in fitting.

New line of patriotic items, license plate holders, fully customizeable, just ask for wording you want.
See the new Patriotic Military Veteran License plate Holders here